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Hey purely theoretical audience! Just putting this link here so "you" can find my blog on bloglovin. Really, it's just so I can claim my blog on Bloglovin' because I know that no one here will. Because here's one of the world's cold truths: you guys, my purely theoretical audience, don't exist. That should be obvious anyways.